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🗞️🔔 EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
THE CANADIAN CHRONICLE! 🇨🇦
A PENNY A COPY! A FORTUNE IN CONSEQUENCES!
🏦 CARNEY-DURKLE!
The banker hath taken the throne, the treasury hath taken fright, and His Lordship requests FIVE MORE POLICY FRAMEWORKS before breakfast!
🏠 Houses dearer! 💰 Purses lighter! ⏰ Alarms unanswered!
🏴 In Scotland, the idler lost his wages.
🇨🇦 In Ottawa, MILLIONS PAY FOR HIS NAP!
🗞️ BUY THE PAPER! THE GOVERNMENT'S STILL ASLEEP!
